My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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