he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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