Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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