Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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