Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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