Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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