I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
