The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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