so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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