just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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