Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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