So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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