I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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