Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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