I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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