READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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