id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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