But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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