Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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