This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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