Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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