ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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