Plan B is the new Plan A
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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