Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
True college students do jello shots in the library
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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