I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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