Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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