after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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