quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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