Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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