your parents love me but you hate me
This house was built for laser tag.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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