My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
