i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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