i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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