My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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