How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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