If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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