We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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