He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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