She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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