If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
