A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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