Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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