it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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