so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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