Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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