i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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