so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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