am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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