were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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