i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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