I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I need to wash the frat house off of me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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