She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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