SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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