yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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