I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
